I did not realize how long its been since I paddled rivers outside of Mobile.
All of Mobile's watersheds are significantly polluted with trash making them a miserable place to kayak. That is one reason why you do not see organized club paddles in Mobile.
Time for me to flip the bird to Mobile leadership and environmental interests and encourage them them all to keep fucking themselves and the City of Mobile waterways.
It is time for me to load up the kayak and paddle in clean waterways away from Trashy Mobile County so I can enjoy the outdoors again. I'm tired of being depressed by the Shity of Mobile trashy waterways.